Red Hot Thoughts: Halloween Sucks
It has been a loooonnnngggg time but we are here for another edition of Red Hot Thoughts! We've got a hot take coming in for this one and a lot of people are going to disagree but that's exactly why I do this :) so sit back and enjoy another great edition of Red Hot Thoughts courtesy of yours truly....HALLOWEEN SUCKS!
Who in their right mind likes to be scared?!? Seriously, what is wrong with you people that you like people jumping out at you and screaming in your face? Halloween season is upon us and i'm here to tell you that it absolutely sucks. I am so far out on spooky season its not even funny. The only thing I look forward to in October is the return of hockey season. Haunted house, haunted hayrides, pumpkin carving, trick or treating, and anything else related I AM OUT. It is such an overrated time of year and I will never understand the hype. There is zero chance that I am willing to pay money to have people scare me or to pickout a pumpkin and carve it. Pumpking carving is waaaaayyyyy to messy and then the pumpkin goes bad, your design never actually turns out the way you want it and its just not worth it. The only good part about Halloween is the candy that's it, everything else is dumb. You will not find me leaving my house unless its for a Flyers game or anything else not Halloween related. Take me to Thanksgiving and Christmas season, feed me all the food and bring on the snow and colder weather I absolutely love it. So for all you fall loving, apple picking, haunted house going creeps, enjoy your spooky season because I cannot wait for it to be over and ill see you in November.